Dear (Former) President George W Bush:
I hope you enjoyed your visit to Toronto. I am just a bit surprised that Bill Clinton split the bill and the tab, so to speak. It's always good to know that in the world of politics common aims can lead to shared disgrace. Personally, I turned down the chance to share a stage with Charlie Manson on grounds of disapproval of his .. mmmm.. actions. But you got the big dog to trade bons mots with you for some bucks. I was sorta hoping you disapproved of oral sex.
I am sorry. Bon Mots is sorta frechified fancy talk. The two of you shot the shit.
So George. Listen. For a long long time I had this thing about how long you sat there in the schoolroom in Florida listening and reading with the kids after Andy Card gave you some serious shit in the form of news.
UPDATE: Refreshing your memory for BUSH's morning between 9:06 AM and 10:45 AM is helpful. Also note the stress on the Secret Service that started very early that day.